Whoops! (F#*!B!4{]%*)etc.

[Sando]

Caption competition......................

Please make me laugh or I'll Cry.



I'll start the ball rolling. In the words of Harry Enfield

" Now I do not believe you wanted to do that!"

:rolleyes:

[Jeff Davison]

Attempting to break the sound barrier....all I was able to do was brake the speedo glass............

[chris.richard]

Looks like you were a bit too hard on the braking!

[Jeff Davison]

If you need some glass... I've quite a few spares in my stash. Sned me your addy and I'll post one to you gratis

Jeff

[Sando]

I'm feeling happier............

More replies needed!

ps Thanks Jeff may take you up on the kind offer
Rob

[chris.richard]

Cracked it!

[chris.richard]

Originally posted by Jeff Davison
Sned me your addy

Is that strictly legal where you are?

[Sando]

Having been addicted to Speed for many years Mr Sando finally tried some Crack. He go Smashed, but it made him very depressed, so he promises to keep his STUPID FAT CLUMSY B'STARD HANDS UNDER CONTROL FROM NOW ON !

ps Still Sad but slightly happier :( of Nottingham.........

[SUSIT]

Cracking jokes

[Sando]

That one brought a smile!:)

[Sando]

Slowly getting drunk......just thought of another

- Late Breaking is not all its Cracked up to be! :D

- It's working

- Full Flow BS now.........

old motto - Push on Regardless.......new motto push on somthing solid next time !!

[chris.richard]

Originally posted by Sando

old motto - Push on Regardless.......new motto push on something solid next time !!
:D :D

[OZStratos]

Rob,
If this is what you've done with only 50 metres on the clock, I'd hate to see what you do to it when it reaches it's first kilometre.
Cheers
Paul Morton
ps. I broke one as well - I was rebuilding mine at the time.

[Sando]

Originally posted by Sando
old motto - Push on Regardless.......new motto push on somthing solid next time !!

Told you I got drunk! -
old motto - Press on Regardless.......new motto press on somthing solid next time !!
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I'm much happier this morning, but I have got a headache!

Keep them flowing!
cheers
Rob

[CorseChris]

Typically sad and dull for me, but you do realise that it would still pass the SVA like that don't you! (It's within the 'exclusion zone' generated by steering wheel diameter plus 127mm).....


....and I have to ask, was that a brand new speedo or did Sir 'clock' it?? :D :D :D

[Mel Lewis]

Thats it !!! has anyone out there got a 10 ft steering wheel to fit a Stratos??

[Sando]

Originally posted by CorseChris
....and I have to ask, was that a brand new speedo or did Sir 'clock' it?? :D :D :D

Well....like the SVA man testing the Speedo accuracy, I thought that so long as I didn't read lower than when I got it, it was ok !!!!!!!

Clock had 90k+ miles on. When I was cleaning everything up and with the Glass out [when it was one piece!] I used a rubber grommet on the end of a drill bit and span the end 10th mile digit around and round. It probably took an hour or so in total, I just did it 10 mins at a time one day.

And as a few of you have asked...... I was pushing the clocks and front panel into the pod when I broke it (I've made it all fit from the front for easier access) but the clocks were fouling on the dash underneath. I thought it was just the wires holding everything back so pushed a bit harder...........................:rolleyes:

cheers
Rob:)

[GMC]

Hi Rob,
When you first post this thread I thought that it was a bit daft and careless of you to let this happen !! but guess what, today I was just looking at parts of my kit and turned the dash upside down and out it pops hits the ground and the glass is in five pieces. Shut garage doors, continue tomorrow,

Gerard. :rolleyes:

[Sando]

Originally posted by GMC
I thought that it was a bit daft and careless of you to let this happen !!

ME TOO! I was absolutely the most P'd off with myself I've ever been !

I've still not sorted it, as you say some times it's just better to just shut the door and leave it for a bit, or move on to other job.

As Chris says, "1 step forward, 2 steps back"!
or as I seem to be going - next job on the list, becomes five more jobs to do first..........

hope you get it sorted
cheers
Rob
:cool: